Hi....my name is popcorn....also known as poophead, baby, and sometimes, craphead. I was rescued by my new mommy about 3 months ago and have loved life ever since. I am really beautiful and soft with perfect white teeth and lips that smell like freshly mown grass. Unfortunately I can't hear a thing...I think I was born deaf...so I am learning hand signals. However, I find that if I don't LOOK at my mommy, then I don't have to obey her. It is quite convenient. I am mostly good...except when I am bad...and then I am terrible. My best friend is Cru, the silly boxer who lives next door. He stares at my house when he goes outside...waiting for me to come out. I can't blame him...after all...I am very beautiful and fun. I love to run around and bite his face...and chase birds...and leap over things like a gazelle. 
I have some pretty cool fake-out moves as well. My sister (by adoption) hates me. Her name is Ginger and she is a formerly fat, one-eyed red heeler with super stinky breath and a bad attitude. I think she is jealous because I am so young and pretty. I always make sure to push my way in when mommy is paying attention to Ginger...It's fun. I also live with a badass cat named Bubba who I like to chase around sometimes. He can kick my butt, though...so I mostly leave him alone. He smells like cat box...which I love...so I like to give him a bath with my tongue every so often. My mommy blocked his box though...so now I can't eat the tasty poo. Bummer. 
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